
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
P J O'Rourke
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
Anonymous
Sebi: Go to sleep early. Wake up early, and give yourself half an hour to do nothing in the morning. Then maybe you'll start doing stretches and other exercises.
Seraphim: Do you know how my daddy serves God? [or the Church, I forget which]
Me: How?
Him: He gets up at 5 am, and gathers all the ingredients, and makes the prosphora.
"My voice is my instrument".I nodded politely, but had a curious and bemused feeling inside me. At first sight I thought it sounded quite pretentious, but now I see that she was completely right. *
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Nicholas Arseniev recounts an event that occurred in Russia, one that is quite characteristic of the faith of the Russian people.
During a public conference held in Moscow at the Polytechnic Museum during the fierce repression of believers, a Bolshevik commissioner in charge of education violently attacked the “out-dated faith” of the people, crying out that it bore the mark of capitalism and was not believable.
At the conclusion of his presentation, the orator invited his hearers to engage in a brief dialogue. No one was to speak for more than five minutes and, of course, only after having properly identified himself.
A priest from a rural background timidly stepped forward and was greeted by the orator with obvious contempt.
“Remember, no more than five minutes.”
“Yes, very well. I’ll be brief,” the priest replied.
Climbing toward the podium, the priest turned toward the audience and declared:
“Brothers and sisters, Christos voskresse!” [Christ is risen!]They all answered with one voice, “Voistinu voskresse!” [Truly he is risen!]
“I’m done,” added the priest. “That’s all I wanted to say.”
— from Michael Quenot’s book, The Resurrection and the Icon St. Vladimir’s Seminary Press, 1997
From the Pascha / Spring 2008 issue of In Communion / IC 49

Nurse: Usually I'm really good at IVs but this one is hard.After she started pumping drugs through the IV, all I remember is her putting something in my mouth to prop it open. Then next thing I know there is something in my mouth, but it is not the prop, it is gauze, because the operation was over and the gauze was there to stem the bleeding. It was kind of unexpected. Like, what they're gone already?!?
Suzi: Well it's good to hear that IVs are your specialty.
*after she puts the IV in my right hand*
Nurse: I got it!
Suzi: Great! I'm happy for... me.


I discovered how utterly beautiful Virginia and West Virginia are. They're both filled with rolling hills and forest. They remind me of France or Romania. Though you gotta watch out for the deer that are everywhere at night. We saw many of them in various states of decomposition on the side of the road :(
Myrtle Beach is a lovely place - it's full of soft sand, calming waves, and beautiful dunes. And of course it's very well maintained with beautiful palm trees and hotels, restaurants, theaters, etc.
My beach reading material, The Blank Slate by Steven Pinker. He is a professional linguist but also writes a lot of popular linguistics, psychology, psycholinguistics. It's very fascinating stuff, and it keeps my brain well-oiled in the absence of classes. Still haven't finished it though.
Kiwano melon was the fun new fruit I tried out. At first it looks very exotic - orange and spiky on the outside, and slimy green on the inside. Then you taste it and find it sweet but somewhat bland, and eventually it turns out that it's really just a cousin of the lowly cucumber. Considering its exorbitant price, I wouldn't go out of my way to buy it again, but it was quite yummy.
The Greek Orthodox Church in Myrtle Beach is just beautiful. It's all done with iconography on the inside, and the warm climate of South Carolina allowed it to be built more or less like a church in Greece - white, with big windows and large flat domes. And we chatted with their priest, who is nice and very young, with a lovely family. They also have a full-time secretary! How cool is that!
We went on a nice river boat tour, led by Cap'n Jim in his electric boat! Very comfortable and relaxing, and we heard some amusing stories from the Cap'n.
they have there, (though there was an even bigger possibility we'd see them) but we did see sunbathing turtles, cypress trees, Canada geese, and an assortment of other ducks and geese. The tree picture shows some stalagmite-like structures
that are called Cypress knees, which are apparently part of the root system of the cypress tree, and help it to get oxygen. I thought that was pretty cool.
Now the nice waiter gave me a flat knife-like implement, attractively called a "shucker", which I'm using the pry open the animal. I guess since the shell did not open during the cooking process, the oyster must've just cooked in its own steam. That makes it both highly nutritious and kind of sad.
It was surprisingly easy to open, and once inside I triumphantly ate the delicious invertebrate:
It was also Bike (motorcycle) Week while we were there, and all of Myrtle Beach looked a bit like the following picture (except, in focus!). I also realized just how loud bikes can be, but no matter, it was fun to see them all driving down the street. I also found it interesting to see that many people, possibly even a majority, didn't come down on their bikes, but drove a big SUV and towed their bikes in a trailer. To me that kind of defeats the purpose, but hey, what do I know about motorcycle culture anyway.The main setting of the novel is the Central Registry of Births, Marriages and Deaths of an unnamed city. This municipal archive holds the vital records for all residents of the city stretching back several centuries. The main character is called simply Senhor José (Mr. Joseph). Senhor José is fifty years old and has worked as a low-level clerk in the registry for more than twenty years. His residence adjoins the registry. Senhor José's hobby is creating dossiers about famous people. One day he realizes that having their birth certificates would complete the files. He begins sneaking into the registry late at night to obtain them. One evening he stumbles across the records of an ordinary, unknown woman. He becomes intrigued and embarks on a search for the woman. Along the way, he commits various illegal and unprofessional acts.
Suzi: I like the French text better than the English.
Nick: Why?
Suzi: I dunno...
*later*
Suzi: Probably because the English (version that we were reading) is archaic and the French is modern.
Nick: I thought it might be that. But I was thinking it differently: The English is beautiful, while the French is plain.
Fr. Nick: ...again and again in peace let us pray to the Lord...
Andrew: Fr, help us out, we're having a sort of Proto-Pentecost here, all speaking in different tongues. (this is especially hilarious b/c Orthodox don't believe in the whole "speaking in tongues" thing that some Protestants practice).
Tell me, if I caught you one day
and kissed the sole of your foot, wouldn't you limp a little then,
afraid to crush my kiss?...
Nichita Stanescu, 1933-1983
This is a random picture I found while going through Facebook groups and I loved it I loved it I loved it. For the confused among you, the person whose hand is being kissed is a priest.Now the powers of heaven invisibly with us do serve
Lo the King of Glory, the King of Glory enters
-Liturgy of the Presanctified Gifts